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Al's Favorite Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!


Why could Buzz Lightyear jump higher than a 30-foot wall?

Because walls can't jump!


What's an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Launch meat!


Why can't astronauts count up to ten?

They can only count down!


Lana: If I get to the finish line, I'll write my name on the wall.

Katie: And if I get to the finish line, I'll erase it.